Fun Things to Do in Wal-Mart


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OK, so how many of you have nights when there is simply *nothing* to do? Do you have a Wal-Mart Supercenter or some other 24-hour type place around? Then have I got some plans for you!

Option One: Marco Polo
It's best to have between 5 and 12 people for this one, and the time after midnight. It works just like regular marco polo, except that one can restrict the game, to say the grocery section, crafts, ect. Extra points if one can get the store personell to join in.

Option Two: Walking Freeze-Tag
Here's one to do during the day. You'll need between 5 and 10 people for this one. It's just like regular freeze-tag: if a person is tagged, they are frozen until somebody else tags them and un-freezes them. The only difference is that one can't run. That's right: no breaking stride or anything. The penalty for running is to go to the crafts section and dress up in the fabrics and plastic flowers for an indefinate amount of time, at the discretion of the players.

Option Three: Spin the Off-Brand
This is a good one for some of the more close-knit, hormone-crazed groups. Find the craziest off-brand available (I've seen such classics as "Crispy Rice," which charged five cents more than the comparable "Crisp Rice", both in ugly yellow canisters), and use it inplace of the proverbial bottle. Go find a deserted section of the store (housewares is a good bet), and have at it. Best for times after midnight and before dawn. At dawn the old ladies who come to walk the length of the store arrive, and that just spoils the atmosphere.

Option Four: The Ultimate Scavenger Hunt
Good for larger groups. Form teams, and look for some receits that have been carelessly dropped around the doors. After finding a goodly number (around 4 or 5 for each team), go off to find the items listed, and their complete opposites. I. E. anything that starts a fire is the opposite of most liquids, bedsheets are the opposite of shoes (one is laying down, the other is standing). Be creative, and be ready to defend your choices. Bring the items back to a designated area after a set amount of time. No asking the help for help-- if one is caught they have to buy what's one of the receits, at the other team's discretion.

Option Five: The Immortals
Good for smaller groups of people, generally after midnight. As one walks in, pick out a few people to find later on in the store. Walk by them a few times. If they give strange looks, smile very largely at them. If they look at one strangely again, talk (softly) about how self-conscious the mortals are these days to one's partener, then move on. Don't bug the person again, however. Don't want them to think you're insane or anything.

Do YOU have any fun ideas? Just send them along to me, and I'll see what I can do about adding them.



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